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I turn you on, just to get you off. |
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Your family tree doesn't branch out, does it? |
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Happiness is like pissing you pants everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth!!!!! |
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Tell your littel voices to shut up. |
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"Why do kids hate there teachers, because the teachers probably hate us too they just have to be nice to get paid!!" |
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"Why do people think that school is hard because life in this world is a lot harder" |
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"The North and the South what is the difference, I'll tell you two, I'm more free in the south and we have sweet tea!!" |
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When life gives you lemons you should make lemonade, but find someone who life has gave them vodka and throw a PARTY! |
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Life is like a box of chocolates, too much of it makes you sick. |
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Its 4-20 lol |