When life hands you lemons. . . stick them down your bra and make your boobs look bigger!

One man's trash is another man's soap

~* and even if I never mend, your world and my world will come to its end~*

Rozez r red violets r blu
god made me sxc but wot the f**k happened 2 u?

~i didn\'t know wot 2 put this unda~

"If you're not cheating, then you're not trying."

If at first you don't succeed...
bugger it and have a lie down!

Xx im the kind of person that laughs at jokes 3 times-->once when its told
--> once when its explained, &&
--> once 5 min. later when i finally get it

"keep on keepin' on like it's just what you do"

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Life is like a penis, when its soft you beat it and when its hard you screw it.