My life is like a vaccuum. It sucks.

Life is like a box of chocolate... you never know what your gunna get!!!

***Borrowed from Forest Gump***

Life's like a woman; you don't have to do anything to get it upset.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Suger is sweet
but revenge is too

Officer, I swear to drunk i'm not God!!!

There's a b***h who is gass all
because she thinks she got ass
even, though she got no class people be sayin she got a phatty but the truth is she got a flatty.

Life's short, smoke faster

When life gives you lemons, stick them down your bra and make your boobs bigger!

Fuk you wit a peanut butter and jelly sandwich bi**h!

Just tell Nemo you couldn't find him cause you were too busy getting stoned...he'll understand