Funny Quotes About Life

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  • We all have blond moments
    some just more than others!

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  • Boy if you ever mess wit me then just lettin ya noe,
    you're just messing wit ya balls boys.
    (it's gona hurts)

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  • "You're about as screwed as a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest."

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  • Why do you care what to wear? strip your clothes go nude who cares?

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  • Who judges the Judges?

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  • When the toothfarie looses a tooth, who gives her something?

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  • When santa was little, who left him presents?

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  • Sometimes you need a little more action in the pants and little less in the
    heart

    by Tara
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  • "He who laughs last thinks slowest"

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  • Wow was that a title wave?........ oh wait that was just yo momma'a butt

    inside joke with me and my gurls ha ha love ya guys

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