Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Why is an emo pizza better then a normal pizza?

    cuz it cuts itself
    (u wanna no sumin sad..... my 8th per teacher told us that)

    by Manda
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  • I dont need to impress anybody
    i am who i wanna be
    if you cant deal with that
    than tough sh!t----thats me

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  • I am who I am because I am who I want to be!!!

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  • Lifes a b i t c h...
    you might as well be one to

    by Haylie
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  • If life gives u lemons..ask 4 a refund!

    by casey
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  • In my life the PLAYERS change but the GAME alwayz satys the SAME!

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  • When life gives u lemons make BEEFSTEW!

    ~Andy Milonakis

    U know u luv Beefstew

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  • Life's not a garden so stop being a H O E!

    by Nacole
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  • To be old and wise, You first
    Have to be young and stupid.

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  • Be optimistic - after all, the bullet MIGHT miss.

    by Su
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