Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    God made me beautiful
    What happened to you?

    by I HATE You.
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  • There was 2 muffins in a oven. one muffin said

    ''god its hot in here''

    then the other muffin screamed out..

    ''AH ITS A TALKING MUFFIN!!''

    {HAHHA i love that joke}

    by bethan
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  • Your so fat the only exercise u get is running after the ice cream van

    by bethan
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  • GOD MADE MUD...,
    GOD MADE DIRT...,
    GOD MADE GUYS...,
    SO GIRLS COULD FLIRT!

    by ASHLEY CORTEZ HENDERSON
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  • Just cause I rest more than others, it don't mean they gotta to be jelous and call me LAZY. poeple don't even know the meaning of lazy. why bother using it if you don't know what it means? look it up first.

    by Zoey
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  • A promise is forever....
    thats what people say...
    welcome to reality...
    their broken everyday...

    by skatergirl21
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  • I hate it when i can't think!

    by TakenSoul
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  • You are going to hell for lying

    I'm going to hell for lot of thing but lien isn't one of them

    by xxHellsGirlxx
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  • My life is like a fart. Sometimes it's funny and sometimes it stinks.

    by EveN iN DeaTH
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  • I feel just like a shaved monkey in a vaseline factory.

    Jane

    by Daenerys Stormborn
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