Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes

  • Never buy a car without a test drive first, but dont test drive too soon or you wont get the car

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  • I'm apart of the gansta crew your cant be apart your not of a gansta!!!!

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  • Some people are like slinkies
    not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs

    by kelsey
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  • God made coke, god mad pepsi, god made (your name) so damn sexy

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  • Flip flops, TANK TOPS, late nights, WATER FIGHTS, hot guys, BLUE SKIES, sneaking out.. SUMMER of 06 is GONNA be AWESOME

    by amyboo
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  • Ashes to ashes dust to dust, life is short so party we must!!!

    by Amanda
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  • Parents always say wait until you're in the "real world".
    I wonder what is this "real world" they speak of, and why haven't I been there yet.

    by Andi
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  • Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die. ~Malachy McCourt

    by ashley
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  • I hope your life is like toilet paper long and very useful

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