I might be fat but i can go on a diet but you will always be ugly.

Never fight an ugly person they've have nothing to loose

All girls have boobs.
She has boobs,
She has boobs,
She has boobs.
She just happened to say her bra size.
I would say mine, but it's rather small.

(Another funny that Nikki said. I wasn't there, but Savannah told me about it.)

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RetardedMoments

\\\"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-btch\\\"

- Jack Nicholson

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
Woody Allen

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
Robin Williams