Must stop writing down ideas when high.

I f*lcked her once..i fl*cked her twice..i ate that pl*ssy like shrimp fried rice

~pick em, lick em, leave them~

how stupid it my friends

Every time I get the urge to exercise...
I lie down until it passes!

You cant spell slaughter without laughter

A boy is like a piece of chocolate we only need them when we want them♥

Guys are like pieces of chocolate- The more delicious it looks on the outside, the worse it is in the middle.

Your chances of getting hit by lightning go u pif you stand under a tree.Shake your fist at the sky and say you suck!

Lifes like a d1cc when it gets had f.u.c.k it

Comedy is the best remedy.

You never know how far is near.