It's always easier to forgive the hotter ones...

Man was put on the earth first because god had to make a first draft before he made the masterpiece

When Life Gives You Lemons....Find A Friend That Life Gave Tequila To And Have A Party

It costs me never a stab nor squirm
To tread by chance upon a worm.
'Aha, my little dear,' I say,
'Your clan will pay me back one day.'

Dorothy Parker

If you do it you regret it, if you don't do it you'll regret it, either way your gonna regret it so you might as well just do it.

Rose are red
Violets are black
Why is your chest
As flat as your back

You realize you are busy when sitting down and thinking about life's problems becomes a mere luxury.

If you skip all the drama... You miss out on life!

Really, it is the honest ones you should be worried about be cause you never know when an honest person will do something incredibly dishonest but the dishonest ones you can always trust to be dishonest...honestly

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life.