Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Into every life a
    little rain must fall,
    But i think someone
    mistaken me for
    Noah

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  • I'm not fat i'm fluffy

    -michelle

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  • "If everything is coming towards you....

    .... You're in the wrong lane!"

    - Nicole

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  • Heaven wont let me in and hell wont take me...they're afraid I'll take over.

    by Tracie
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  • I go From 0 - B.I.T.C.H in 2.5 seconds!

    by xCezx
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  • Everyone IS Different... We're all screwed up... But In DIFFERENT ways...

    by xCezx
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  • Life is what you make it, kinda like play-doh

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  • If at first you do succed, try not to look astonished.

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  • Im multi-talented; I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

    by Takeyla
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  • We are not in a garden, so stop being a ho

    by Brixey
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