Funny Quotes About Life

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  • When bordem takes over life, for petes sake go find somthing to do!

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  • Reality is a illusion brought on by lack of alchahol

    by dante
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  • There's nothing good about being bad, but being bad is too much fun! :-p

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  • Girl-why so blue panda bear??
    Boy-what ev..
    Girl-you are a buffet of manlyness

    by katie
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  • When Life Gives You Lemons.
    Throw Them At People.

    by Mac
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  • No officer i have no blood in my alcohol stream

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  • People will ALWAYS talk about you... MIGHT AS WELL GIVE THEM SOMETING TO TALK ABOUT~

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  • All the h.o.e.s think theyre cool but just remember b.i.t.c.h.e.s rule

    *me n ma mate fink we rule then*

  • In the end people always turn out to be who they said they wouldn't.
    Yeah, we all become our parents.

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  • Behind every emo wanting to fight...There is a goth kid going "knock them the bleep out"

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