Funny Quotes About Life

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  • When in doubt...ask someone else to try it first

    by caitlin
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  • Its better to regret something you have done then something you haven't done.

    by Jimmeh
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  • We all run out of cheeks to turn eventually- best to have a big stick ready, just in case

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  • I complained about my shoes until I met a man with no feet"

    by Lizem
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  • If at first you cannot succeed - Cheat!!

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  • They say "catch them young and they will be urs forever"

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  • "E=mc2...simply means: "Eat more cheese & make it squared not triangular.."

    ©Kevin A. Cooper-Sempiternal

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  • U dont know what u got until i take it

    by JAB
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  • Your just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us

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  • Im not the girl next door im the b***** down the street

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