When your at that point in your life when everyday one of murpheys laws seem to happen to you, you know its time to get a new life!

Fruit loops R like gay cherrios.

Its takes a minute to become and idiot, but forever to lose the quality!!

I heard that the tinner you are, the crankier you are. I must be thinner in the morning

Trick or treat
your blood smells sweet
give us somthing dead to eat

-l.d.d

If life is like a box of chocolates, mine got squished.

If I wasn't wierd what fun would my life be?

"Life is like a box of chocolates and yet it sucks"

Not mine but i like it--

To answer your question--
Yes I do sng in my hairbrush
And dance in my underware..

If Mirrors Could Talk, Would They Have To Say What The Person In front Of It Was Thinking?