Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Clown Barbie - Also comes with face paints (see Mime Barbie) and if you press a special button you can here screaming children, because face it, clowns are creepy.

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    dont let it get to you kid;
    she only likes you cause shes drunk.

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    by katrina
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  • The less you see someone, the closer you get to them at heart

    by mathew
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  • Im sugar and spice and everything nice if u wanna mess with me u better think twice

    by SHoRTy
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  • Im trying to see things from your point of view but i just cant seem to get my head that far up my own ass!

    by Jen
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  • I hate the word blog for some reason....but i always have a new one with sweet little nuggets of informative gold.

    by sarah
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  • The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

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  • Why is it when someone tells you there are a million stars in the sky, you believe them, yet when someone says that "the paint is wet" you must touch it just to make sure?

    ~Lauren LeClair

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  • Crazy is a relative term in my family!

    by Jessica
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  • Mom always says if they jumped off the bridge would you do it to? and i always reply psh no i'd be the one who came up with the idea!

    by Jenny
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