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Not all Men are Annoying, Some are Dead! |
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Beauty fades, stupidity lasts forever |
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. |
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People laugh, I get mad- People get mad, I laugh. |
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If you think a glass is half full, drink it! |
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Whenever you are feeling down and depressed, just remember that you were once the biggest, fastest and strongest sperm |
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There is a thin line between insanity and reality.... and guess what.... i just eraced it.... |
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Cute but psyco things even out!! |
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"No, Audrey, we can't kill her" |
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`if at first you dont succeed .... give up !! ` |