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A heart is not a thing. a heart is not a toy. but if you want it broken, give it to a boy. |
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"Life is like women... you have a bad day screw both of them" |
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Excuses are like buttholes every 1 has 1 |
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I blame you...for my insanity... |
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Funny how people build up your hopes just to distroy them |
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B.tchy? I might say slightly, only cuz i dont know how to say FUCI< You polietly |
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When a woman say yes, it doesn't mean she means it. But it also doesn't mean she doesn't mean it either. And if she says No, she really means No. Unless she doesn't mean it, in which case, she means Yes. |
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"Normal People Are Weird..." |
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Everytime i go to the doctors i get a jacket. a straight one. and it makes me feel special because i can HUG myself!!! |
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If god wanted us to bend over he would have put diamonds on the floor... |