People will always talk about you. Might as well give them something to talk about.

Jesus walk into a hotel
And hand the inkeeper
3 nails and askes can you
put me up for the nite.

Wen u feelin down , roll a joint and becum high

"Why did I make everyone so insecure?"
- Will Ferrell as Mary Catherine Gallagher's Subconcious Idea of God in Superstar

You Can Kiss A Fool
A Fool Can Kiss You
Just Make Sure The Kiss Dont Fool You

If girls are sugar and spice ~ If boys are nails and snails ~ Does that make a woman plump and hot ~ Does it make a man sharp and slow?

ITs like hairs spray... if u get it in ur eyes it like totally sucks

Richard's blog makes my brain go 'splody like a thing gone boom.

The only thing worst than wanting want you can't have is wanting what you can have

Head to my neck
Fingers to my hand
And death to the b***h
That touches my man