They say charity begins at home. Which explains why there are less hermits than there used to be.

It's not like I *try* to blow things up, exactly, it just sorta happens. You gotta admit though, fire is fascinating

I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going but I'm on the way

Just because you're pariond doesn't mean they are not out to get you....

"I tried to go back in time by once by changing my watch...
... It just made me late for everything."

It's not always rainbows and butterflies.

I keep farting.......................

There is a humping dog toy on me..............

I am only in a bra's and underwear.................................

Life is like a bottle of Vodka you don't get all the answers even when you hit the bottom. But hey you had a hell of a time gettin there!