Life is like a box of chocolates..... well my chocolates are bad so im out to find a new box

If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.

You call it shy,
i call it mysterious

I wish things could be like elementary,
where we fought over toys,
but then again,
It's fun when you can b!*** slap over boys..

High and Far as you go
ill follow you
no matter where u lead me
ill be there , if u need me
if u can secced with me =]

First man goes up to the king and says "Give me liberty or give me death." the king says "Ok" and plop off with his head, the next man in line steps up and says"I'll take the liberty please."

If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it.
-Leo C. Rosten

When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger have handled this?"
-Brady's First Law of Problem Solving

The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring in nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
-Mark Twain

If I had all the money I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink. -Stanshall Vivian