No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats -- approximately 1.5 billion Chinese couldn't care less. -Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom

People are morons. I don't have any other explanation. I really don't.
-Joss Whedon

+ I'm not totally useless, i can be used as a bad example

It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over. -Edna St. Vincent Millay

To paraphrase Oedipus, Hamlet, Lear, and all those guys, "I wish I had known this some time ago."-Roger Zelazny

Yes, risk-taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking.-Tim McMahon

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.-Dave Barry

All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.-Sean O'Casey

“Analysing humour is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.” – E.B. White.

“When I get the urge to clean, I lay down until it passes.”