"I'm not into working out. My philosophy [is]: No pain, no pain."
Carol Leifer

“Now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies.”
- Voltair on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan

It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

Suicide is a way of telling God: 'You can't fire me, I QUIT!

When life gives u salt, make Margaretta's

LIFE can be a total crap...
but at least you LAUGH!

Stupidity is in the eyes of the beholder

Boredum kicks in kick it in the a**

Life is like a hooker you always get screwed in the end.

Talking is for losers and fools