I love children and old people.
its everyone in between i cant stand.

Yo momma is so gassed up she blows up a hole in the wall.
she says, "bombs awayyyyy"

The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell their body parts for money.
I blame her for prostitution.

Class is dead, darling;
it died with the dinosaurs.
it traded it's pearls & white wine
for a myspace & corona.
welcome to the 21st century;
would you like fries with that?

In a world full of cheerios, be a fruit loop!!

Smile in the morning, it makes people wonder what you did last night...

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and sit back and watch the world wonder how the hell you did it.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesturday.

Some say you need friends some say you don't but i say get a dog and you don't need them hahaha lol sorry ..

Shit happens when you party naked