She's right over there, look. Wait, don't look. I mean you can look, but don't look like you're looking.

(i know this is random)
do u know who took my cream of chicken soup? its the 1 with a pop top!
there's a bike flying in the air outside my house!! yayyyyy meee!! im so prettiful!!!! :D

No u don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No u sicko!! what's wrong with u? im not using that chapstick!! go home and get me some!!! gosh u freakin idiot!

Its yo mama

Roses r red
vIolets r blue
god made me pretty
what the hell happened 2 u? :D

Did u know that pepsi and chocolate is awesome??? well it is! and if u don't like pepsi or chocolate u suck!!!!!!!

And we only smoke when we're bored so we do two packs a day and we've lost the difference between bored and lonely anyway

I'm so blond, my hair is brown!!

(Something I said to my friend on the bus today during a moment of utter brilliance)

When life craps on you just grab a lighter and see if it caches fire.