Class; is dead darling.
It died with the dinosaurs.
It traded it's Pearls & White Wine
for a MySpace & Corona.
Welcome to the 21st Century;
Would you like fries with that?

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Note to self, remember no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer.

If you don't use your head for thinking
you might as well have two asses!!!

A tip for life in the future... if you haven't done this yet. Never call your parents old when they are actually GETTING old! Even when it's a joke!

The number one cause of death is birth.

Don't hate me because I'm different.

Hate me because you're not!

Cut out the middle man, find some one you hate and give them a house

" life isn't ment to be fair...or fun...live with it!"

~Shannon~

No....stop it.....You're confuzing me!!