Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Deal with your boyfriend! i said my but was bigger and his was flat he hit me with his nail polish!

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  • I thought about a book today

    1001 ways to commit suicide from personal exprence.

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  • AN OPINION IS LIKE A A.S.S.HOLE, EVERYONE\'S GOT ONE

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  • Do I Stink ?

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  • Talking about music is like dancing about architecture

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  • When Life gives you Lemons Make Orange Juice.
    Then sit back and watch the world wonder how the Hell you did it.

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  • Cute enough 2 make u look twice,Sweet enough but not 2 nice,A lil crazy but not 2 wild ,The kinda gurl that'll make u smile

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  • Sleep: a poor substitute for coffee.

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  • Some days you're the bug
    Some days you're the windshield

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  • Cancel my subscription, i dont need your issues

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