92% of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it was uncool to breathe. Repost this if you are the 8% who would be laughing your a*s off!!!

Just tell Nemo that you couldnt find him cuz u were out getting high!!!!!

I've never let my school interfere with my education.

-Mark Twain

"Last time I checked, there weren't words at the bottom of bottles....so I guess it's best not to look there for your answers"

-to Nanner...Take care of yourself babe!

IF u tRy 2 fail and succeed in doing s0, iS it consideRed α FaiLure oR success?!

Life in a game im willing to play i just hate when i loose

A [happy] family, is a [medicated] one.

You can pick your nose
You can pick your friends
But you can't
Pick your friends nose

If at first you don't succeed, try again.

If you still don't succeed, then give up; no sense in being silly about it.

I Dont need Sex.
Cuz life fuks me any chance it gets.