Funny Quotes About Life

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  • People like you are the reason we have a middle finger.

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  • Flip flops and thongs are alike....

    they both ride something...

    by aisyned
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  • Don't Do Anything I wouldn't Do,
    And If you do...call me!

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  • Life is like a stomach, its full of shit

    by michael
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  • Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours."

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  • Im sorry that u didnt call me;; u left me to die;; you stabbed my back;;you expect me 2 run miles 2 see u and u not 4 me;; im sorry and you want me to give up eveythin so u can hav something.... ha i didnt kno life wrked that way

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  • Why live life being nice, when 'live' spelled backward, is 'Evil'?

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  • My arrogance is what makes me supreme!!

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  • Jerk: why do you wear a bra? it's not like you have anything to put in it.
    girl: you wear pants, don't you?
    [[ HAHAH loove it ]]

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  • Life is a never ending soap opera, but don't worry...sooner or later they'll kill your character off.

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