Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Yeah men were created 1st.
    But don't you always make a rough copy before you make the master piece?

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  • It takes a b!t(h to know a b!t(h

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  • The popular kid are always to cool for you, but remember this, 20 years from now when you are rich and famous, they'll b working at McDonalds serveing you. Whos to cool now

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  • Sex is like air, its not important unless u arent getting any

    ~Ashley

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  • "Live like a Catterpillar Soar like a Butterfly"

    -Serena Alexander

    by serena
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  • If the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

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  • Only fools are afraid of death

    by michael
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  • Do you know why people like watching Horror movies? Because who doesn't like to see perfect people get hacked to bits?

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  • Theres nothing to fear with a bottle of beer

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  • Live life , get laid ,get paid and the get screwed over

    by Angel
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