Funny Quotes About Life

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  • I did it because i can, i can because i want to...and i want to because YOU said i couldn't

    by megan
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  • Haha, thats striaght up gay
    hey, i so just said both in one sentence!!

    *said to me by a friend. we were talkin about what guys do wrong*

    by megan
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  • This sucks
    it burns so bad
    i need something for it!!
    i have tried drinking and eating things for it!
    it hurts and feels like fire on the inside!!
    when it comes up it even burns worse.
    o what the hell i have a thing they call

    HeArT bUrN

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  • Life is a poop
    A big
    Hard
    Poop
    A real
    Pain in the
    Butt

    by Vanya
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  • "Hi my name is Chelsea and I'm in ASB... aka. I'm an Ass Smacking Biotch"

    -me

    by alexis
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  • PMS=pretty much stoned lol

    my friend the grinch made that up lol

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  • When you don't know what else to do, smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your mouth.

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  • Chocolate is the HEART bReAkEr BOY of all junK FooD...
    It has to get with all the other candy on the shelf!!

    by Briana
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  • 92% of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it was uncool to breathe. Repost this if you are the 8% who would be laughing your a*s off!!!

    by Briana
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  • "if one picture can paint a thousand words... how many words can an album paint?"

    -me

    by alexis
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