When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Dream as if u'll live forever, live as if you'll die 2day.

6 ways to be emo:
1. loose all your nice friends and hang out w/ weird ones.
2. wear tons of black cloths
3. think the world is horrible.
4. hate your mom
5. make sad frowny face
6. then you are ready for the wrist.

There is nothing better then a hot cowboy with his shirt off in a pair of ranglers!!!!

When life hands you lemons...throw them at the mean people and hope it gets in their eyes.

“Were only as strong as the tables we dance on the drinks we mix and the friends we have to hold us up when were to drunk to drive"

If it wasnt for that horse i never would have made it through that year of college ...
that is one of those things that if you think about it for too long then your brain will literally ooze out of your ears
think of ways that it could of been

Me: hey tater(6yr old) why r u crying?

tater: my boyfriend broked up wit me..

me:aww...theres plenty of other fish in the sea.

tater: bobby's a fish!!?

*this was mine an my nieces conversation"

Some people are like slinkies: not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs!

Yeah even you're imaginary friend played with the kids across the street didn't it?