Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Before you judge someone you should walk a mile in their shoes...that way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

    by Lilith
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  • In life, only one person gets to shine, so move outta my way, you're blocking my light

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  • Kids in the back seat cause accidents, but
    Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

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  • I ReFuSe 2 sTaR iN YoUr PsYcHoDrAmA

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  • ~Secret Admirer: a stalker with stationary~

    by Danai
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  • "yes, i am so scared of spiders, i cry when i see spiders, and i also cry when i have to get a shot with a needle, because i hate needles..so if a spider ever attacks me with a needle-im screwed"

    by natalie
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  • Men come from a p$#@% and for they entire life they spend the whole life getting back why? cause theys no place like home

    by theking
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  • When life gives you lemons stuff them down your shirt to make your boobs look bigger!

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  • Life is like an artichoke
    i dont know why
    but it just is!

    by Rio
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  • "you know that its been (counting) 1...2...3...6 MONTHS....omgosh thats HALF A YEAR!!! :O :O :O :O :O"

    --alex :P

    by emmerz
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