Funny Quotes About Life

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  • "I'm sorry I was late miss I was distracted be something shiny"=the best excuse for being late for class

    by melly
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  • Even in the dark, somebody is able to find your last nerve.

    by Void
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  • "You are a unique individual--just like everybody else."

    by Nick
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  • Once you go Beatles....you never go back.

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  • Cover one eye.............it's only half as bad!

    by:me :D

    by amber
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  • Nascar
    "N"- non
    "A"- athletic
    "S"- sport
    "C"- created
    "A"- around
    "R"- rednecks

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  • Im really good in bed...
    i can sleep all day!

    by Katie
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  • Hawkeye writing home: Korea's pretty much the same story: the fighting goes on, the hatred, the violence, the senseless brutality, men behaving like animals - and then there's the war.

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  • " be nice to geeks, most likely you will end up working for one someday!"

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  • If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

    by sammy
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