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The younger you are the more you laugh. |
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Drugs are my anti-drug |
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Live life, dont get too drunk, and use condoms |
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If your afraid of heights... |
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When a man can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. |
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Me and my little cousin was walking down a hospital hall and she saw a sign that said ICU and she grabbed onto my leg i said whats wrong and she said that sign said I C U she thought that someone was watching her |
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" Life's a garden, dig it!!!" |
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"When life gives you lemons you...do nothing. Because life would never give you a sour citrus fruit." |
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If men had periods theyd be bragging about what size tampon they wore |
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It's a small world full of extra large surprises |