Funny Quotes About Life

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  • If at first you dont succeed, then bungee jumping's not for you.

    by sian
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  • Just some thing to think about.

    if today is yesterdays tomorrow and yesterday is todays yesterday then would there ever really be a tomorrow cuz elventualy it will be a today and a yesterday?

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  • What is up with everyone giving quotes about "if life gives you lemons" who really cares what you'd do with your lemons I get them all the time

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  • Going to school is like having a brother; you're stuck with it!
    ~Jill

    by MarMar
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  • Death is God's way of telling man "Your fired!"
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    Suicide is man's way of telling god, "You can't fire me! I quit!"

    by Kayanna
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  • I thought these qoutes were meant to be funny? I haven't laughed once. Meh maybe it's just my sense of humour.

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  • Brunettes are sexier!!!and they can spel and reed!!!!!!!!!

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  • There is no I in ugly but there is a U!!!

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  • Keep your chin up. Only what counts lies ahead.

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  • My train of thought derailed.

    by x Mo x
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