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So quick. So easy. SO LIGHTEN UP! |
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Softball coach at first base: "YOU'RE IN A PICKLE!!! Now what are you going to do?!?!?!" |
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I wish my homework was asexual... then it would do itself. |
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Pudding once saved a man from Cancer and a bus load of children from an accident. Now when you go home tonight you can rest happy knowing that I had pudding today. |
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IMA B.I.T.C.H: |
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Life called... |
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I didnt know that some people can point with their middle fingers......try it....it looks funny |
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Boys' cooties are bad, and they eat little girls' brains. |
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"There are some really lucky people out there, but... most of them are idiots." |
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" every chance you get to laugh take it, you won't regret it" |