That was a waste of my life

If life hands you lemons throw them back and say, "Make your own damn lemonade!"

The impatience of a man with his children always leaves a mark against his virtue.

Guys are like thorns
you have to watch out for the pricks

Relationships are like jobs when you look for one there's no one interested, but when you have one then they all want you.

Smile...It makes people wonder what your up to.

Life will kick you in the a**. but you gotta get back up, and kick that mother f**ker back.=D

" well, i think im in shape "
" i agree, round is a shape "

" i want to loose weight "
" well do something then "
"ya i think ill start swimming "
" whales swim "

My autobiography:
i'm the shit. the end =]