Psst! psst!... B***H

Michael Caine's producer once told him...

"Use the difficulty. If movie is a Drama, pick the chair up and throw it. If its a Comedy, fall over it."

Just one of the ''guidelines of life'' I like to follow.

~Miranda*Miller~

When he keeps hurting you confront him, when she's the one helpin, kick her rear, so she'll never forget what hit her

Go to Heaven for the climate...
And Hell for the company.

-Mark Twain

NINJAGIRLS LIST OF THINGS TO DO TODAY:

1. get up
2. survive
3. shower
4. go back to bed

Everybody wants to go to heaven;
but nobody wants to die.

I hate listening to sad songs they are just like taking sugar free when you are not diabetic

Dude, school is like a boner, long and hard.

Rapidly, merrily,
Life's sunny hours flit by,
Gratefully, cheerily,
Enjoy them as they fly!

In the race to be strong I learnt the solution of infinite problems but while doing this I forgot the problems and now am with just the solutions.