Don't take life seriously, no on gets out alive.

Im not a b---h on her period..im just a b---h all the time, period.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Flying is easy.
You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

She's t h e girl
With her middle finger in the a i r
Because for the f i r s t time in her life
She doesn't f u c k i n g care

My socks only always half match.
so does that mean i'm crazy?
sue me because i like to have a little spice in my life.

There's a time in every person's life when they sit down on the rim of a waterfall, or lay in a field and look up at the stars, or stare out of a window with music playing, and think,
"What on Earth does cliche mean?"

The early bird catches the worm, but weasles dont get sucked up by jet engines.

I'm an apathetic sociopath - I'd kill you if I cared.