Funny Quotes About Life

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  • I hate it when i lose something people ask "where did i lose it" seriously, i f i knew it wouldn't be lost now would it?!

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  • Life is tough there are hard times ,
    but we have to fight
    if there is night
    there is dawn
    so keep fighting untill you win

    by Malvika
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  • Dave: i believe we did evolve from monkies
    me: u might b a monkey but im not
    d: i think ur part monkey too
    m: no im not!
    d: well monkies r the closest thing 2 luk lik humans
    m: well ur da closest thing 2 lukin like my a s s i bet u evolved into that

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  • Absence makes the heart grow fonder; this is how we get stalkers

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  • I'm not apologizing. I'm just saying "I'm sorry".

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  • I don't make mistakes. Flaws in myself are science fiction....mere faerie tales...childrens' stories.
    -Warning

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  • I wish i could be a tree so i could make tree babies...

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  • Once it goes in, it has to come out wet.

    - Ryan said it lol.

    by Lily
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  • When an answer is in demand, but you are not ready, mumble.

  • Life's so emo, it makes you cry while laughing.

    by Senko
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