Funny Quotes About Life

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  • "Fear is only fearful when there isn't money involved."

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  • You are beautiful! say it to yourself each day even when the red monster comes your way!

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  • You're only as strong as the tables you mix your drinks on.

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  • Stoners live and stoners die,
    But in the end we all get h*gh.
    So if in life you don't succeed,
    Just f**k it all and Smoke some Weed!!

    by Liz
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  • Pot is a plant,
    That grows in the ground.
    If god didn't want it,
    It wouldn't be around.
    So all you f**kers that don't get high,
    Shut the f**k up and get it a try

    by Liz
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  • Baby. its called
    O R I G I N A L I T Y
    heres a dollar.
    go buy some.

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  • School's started again... here's something I wan't exactly hoping to ever hear again:

    "Pull out your textbook to page __"...

    by Alex
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  • "Try not to let your mind wander.....it`s far too fragile to be out on it`s own."

    by bluehun
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  • Smoke smoke smoke a joint
    drink a sip of wine
    lite it up and take a puff
    and blow your f**king mind

    by Liz
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  • Role role role a joint
    twist it at both ends
    take a toke hold your smoke
    and pass it to your friends

    by Liz
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