Funny Quotes About Life

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  • If there were emo biscuits....i bet they'd bleed grape jelly.

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  • If you kick a pig, does it oink or squeel...?

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  • Why do we want what we cant have
    and have what we dont want??????

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  • I can still taste the blood, and you call it French?....

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  • Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young.

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  • Life sucks
    [[And it leaves some nasty hickeys]]

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  • What ever you do,
    Where ever you go,

    You can see vegetable,
    You don't have choice

    Eat the vegetable.

    by ROSE
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  • Ever get that feeling your free falling but you forgot the parachute and the back up aint working?

    Yup i guess its just one of those days..

    **Alec**

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  • I'm the kind of person who would go up to a little kid and say "Each day you die a little more" with a smile on my face.

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  • "Wow, he is a like puppy , except he is a diseased one probably with rabies" LMAO
    * me and my friends were being followed by this creepy kid all around a college campus*

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