Funny Quotes About Life

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  • 7/5 People don't understand Fractions

    by Liz
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  • I'm unique, just like everyone else in the world these days.

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  • Life anit always beer and skittels
    u cant always win
    but if u get lucky....
    you just may end up with...
    tequilla and smarties

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  • Life if full of secerts and lies.
    So when you get screwed over don't act suprized

    by Liz
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  • I wouldn't be able to stab you in the back if you didn't turn it to me so often...

    by Alex
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  • Sure I visit reality... it's just with a tourists visa!

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  • Girls like us
    Don't come around very often you'll either grow to hare us
    or learn to love us
    but either way your wastin your time cuz ya can't beat us and you sure as h*ll can't join us

    by Liz
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  • "When it's
    pouring out...a TRUE friend would
    give you their umbrella. A BEST
    friend would be yelling, "RUN
    FOREST RUN""

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  • You laugh, i laugh
    you cry, i cry
    you jump off a bridge,
    im gonna miss your dumb ass!

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  • I'm that person that worries more about where she isn't than where she is.

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