Let's be nothing. I heard it lasts forever.

Dreams are for dreamers
wishes are for wishers

but you love is for me

Death...
Well ain't that just a punch in the groin!

Why is it that BROWN cows eat GREEN grass but produce WHITE milk?

Where do all the daylight saving hours go???

What will happen if someone finds a 4 leaf clover under a ladder?

There should be a delete button for stupid people.

Y O U R M O M
My Anti-Drug

If you melt dry ice, can you swim without getting wet?

You can yell at the sky. You can punch at the sky. But you CANNOT spit at the sky. Cuz if you spit at the sky, it's gonna come back and hit you in the face.

~shinigami