Funny Quotes About Life

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  • 99.9% of the occassions where there is a collision between a car and a person, it is the car that ran into the person, not the person who ran into the car.

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  • Some people where there halos to tight

    ((quote out of a book ^-^))

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  • "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result

    by Vane
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  • Http://inge-lp.linkinpark.com/?Comments=5

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  • I kiddnapped to train my IQ.
    I robbeb to train my stamina.
    I eat drugs as my meals.
    Jail is the place which I longed for.

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  • I didn't fail, i just found 1000 ways on how NOT to do it.

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  • You have to have fun in this life or you'll never get out of it alive! lol

    by Kayla
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  • If at first you don't succeed...
    then skydiving is not for you

    by Cat
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  • F.I.N.A.L.S
    Fcuk I Never Actually Learned Shit

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  • Baby girls think boys have cooties
    little girls chase the cute boys
    teenage girls fall in love with the boys
    Girls get there hearts broken

    God they grow up so fast...just to get hurt.

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