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It is better for a girl to have beauty than brain... Coz boys see better than they think! |
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I laughed so hard my tears fell down my leg |
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They say shit happens in life, so its best to always walk aound with a tissue to wipe it off when it happens |
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Girls with brains like mine, don't date boys with egos like yours. |
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Dont bother trying to teach a pig to sing, it wastes your time and annoys the pig!! |
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There's always a light at the end of every tunnle... Lets just hope the light isn't caused by a train. |
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It's not the fall that kills you... it's the sudden stop at the end that does. |
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Next time ur depressed just remember U WERE THE FASTEST SPERM CELL!!! ;D |
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Everyone around me is crazy. |
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I had an x-ray done ! today and they found you in my heart. the doctor said if they took you out!!. i would die because i couldn't live without you. |