Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Raymond hands Robert a bra...

    Robert: What's this for?

    Raymond: You're a boob.

    -Everybody Loves Raymond

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  • You're an idiot wrapped in a moron.

    -Everybody Loves Raymond

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  • My mother once told me with a devilish gilint in her eyes "When u fall in love with someone they will catch u when u have fallen" i didn't know what she meant then really knew but i do now cause i just landed on my but! :)

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  • Success comes in cans not cant's, so if you need me, I'll be in the can!

    by delano
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  • I only seems like I'm a smart@$$, because I'm surrounded by dumb@$$es

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  • Keep talking, I'm sure eventually you'll say something intelligent... hmmm I might be waiting awhile.

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  • The greener grass on the other side is probably artificial turf..

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  • Can't help who pulls your heart strings
    could be the puppy in the window

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  • My mum thinks I'm pregnant, because I'm fat. Sure thing Mum, sure thing, can't wait till nine months is over so that you'll know I'm just bloody fat.

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  • Every one brings joy; some by coming others by leaving.

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