Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Love is not
    Like a cup of too hot coffee
    That you leave to the side for later, maybe,
    Then, it's too cold.

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  • That Mini Heart Attack You Get When Your Parents Scream Your Name From Across The Room And Tell You They Need To Talk To You.

    by Aracely
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  • Smirk, sign of evil? Nah.. Confession of victory.

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  • When life throws you lemons, keep them. THEY'RE FREE!!

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  • Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong,...

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  • I will die for you, if i have HIV!!!

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  • When you finish a speach,
    everyone hopes for;
    Applause, Applause, Applause
    Not;
    Tomato, Tomato, Tomato!

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  • Wouldn't life be great if sweatpants were sexy,
    Mondays were fun,
    Junk food didn't make you fat,
    Guys weren't so confusing,
    And girls didn't start so much drama?

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  • I wish life was like Stapels so it would have an easy button.

    -Kasandra Nevarez

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  • Standing on the edge of tomorrow, waiting for the rest of my life to start. Trying to figure out how to hit play on the rest of my life. Waiting for everything to get easier.

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