Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Why don't these fools ever learn i'm joking with them!

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  • Optimistic or pessimistic, what the hell am i!

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  • ~~i\'m tryin to see things from your point of view, but i cant shove my head that far up my a**~~

    by haneen
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  • My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone

    by haneen
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  • 1 bit** i got a gun...2 look what you made me do..3 you shoulda never left me...i told your ass i was crazy!!!

    by haneen
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  • When life give you lemons ... Cherish them and thank god they weren't tomatoes....

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  • Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side a dark side and holds the universe together! :P

    by Alison
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  • Beauti is just a light Switch away!!

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  • School is like a mental ward: someone else checks u in and theres no checking out! :)

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  • Spinning, spinning, spun!

    by gabriel
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