Funny Quotes About Life

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  • ((*Dont sweat the petty, Pet the sweaty!*))

    by TiFFanY
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  • Why don't these fools ever learn i'm joking with them!

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  • Sometimes I just don't see the point in going to school. Personally, I'd rather get my six hours of sleep at home! :)

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  • God created you for me to look at and smile.

    by gabriel
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  • Deja moo: a feeling you've heard this bull before..... :)

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  • I AM A PRINCESS I LIVE IN THE CLOUNDS IF YOU WANNA KICK IT WIT ME U BETTA BOW DOWN SO GET ON YOU KNEES AND CALL ME YOU HIGHNESS CAUSE BABY BELIEVE IT I M
    PENNSYLVANIA'S FINEST

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  • Men are like bank accounts somedays they are up other days they are down and other days show no interest

    by Cristi
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  • It's like wipping before you poop, it just dont make sense

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  • If I were a dog and u were a flower, I'd lift my leg and give you a shower.

    by Alison
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  • "Children in the back of the car cause accidents.

    Accidents in the back of the car cause children."

    by Katera
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