Funny Quotes About Life

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  • My busines dont concern you so unless your my thong stay out of my ass!!!

    by kylee
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  • Life is like a d**k when it gets hard f**k it

    by kylee
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  • The Biggest Fish gets that way by never getting caught.

    by Hether
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  • Life is like a box of condoms, sometimes full of flavor, sometimes boring and ordinary, and sometimes ribbed for more fun, but like a condom it will rip,and out comes all the shit you didn't need in the first place!

    by Josie
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  • If I was a dog(&),and u were a flower(F), I'd live my leg high, And give you a shower

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  • If being ugly is a crime, you wood get a life sentence

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  • If God didnt want me to do it, he would have stoped me...
    (thats what i tell my parents every time they ask me why i did what i did,hehe)

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  • “Childhood: In which men never leave”

    by Kitty
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  • ~If.AlL.yOu.NeEdEd.In.ThIs.WoRlD.tO
    SuRvIvE.wAs.A.mAn.EvErYoNe.WoUlD
    bE.dEaD~

  • Life is a buffet, but you can't go back for second helpings. so grab what you can when you can.

    by Alex
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