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God created you for me to look at and smile. |
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Deja moo: a feeling you've heard this bull before..... :) |
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I AM A PRINCESS I LIVE IN THE CLOUNDS IF YOU WANNA KICK IT WIT ME U BETTA BOW DOWN SO GET ON YOU KNEES AND CALL ME YOU HIGHNESS CAUSE BABY BELIEVE IT I M |
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Men are like bank accounts somedays they are up other days they are down and other days show no interest |
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It's like wipping before you poop, it just dont make sense |
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If I were a dog and u were a flower, I'd lift my leg and give you a shower. |
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"Children in the back of the car cause accidents. |
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Don't worry about life; you're not going to survive it, anyway. |
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If you think life is bad, imagine what its like for an egg, you share your pad with 11 other guys, it takes 4 minutes to get hard, 2 minutes to get soft, you only get laid once and the only chick that sat on your face was your mum... life isnt that bad |
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Life's a b**ch so get a pimp! :) |