Funny Quotes About Life

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  • God created you for me to look at and smile.

    by gabriel
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  • Deja moo: a feeling you've heard this bull before..... :)

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  • I AM A PRINCESS I LIVE IN THE CLOUNDS IF YOU WANNA KICK IT WIT ME U BETTA BOW DOWN SO GET ON YOU KNEES AND CALL ME YOU HIGHNESS CAUSE BABY BELIEVE IT I M
    PENNSYLVANIA'S FINEST

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  • Men are like bank accounts somedays they are up other days they are down and other days show no interest

    by Cristi
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  • It's like wipping before you poop, it just dont make sense

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  • If I were a dog and u were a flower, I'd lift my leg and give you a shower.

    by Alison
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  • "Children in the back of the car cause accidents.

    Accidents in the back of the car cause children."

    by Katera
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  • Don't worry about life; you're not going to survive it, anyway.

    by haneen
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  • If you think life is bad, imagine what its like for an egg, you share your pad with 11 other guys, it takes 4 minutes to get hard, 2 minutes to get soft, you only get laid once and the only chick that sat on your face was your mum... life isnt that bad

    by Jo
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  • Life's a b**ch so get a pimp! :)

    (something i thought of during a dumb moment lol)

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